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Actual Reality Headset

What you see is what you get. Our flagship model comes with 24-hour battery life — plus a selective memory chip that allows you to conveniently forget people, places, and things when pressured by a superior (or spouse equivalent). Guaranteed for as long as you own a pair of working eyes. All models receive instant alerts and the ability to like and share experiences in the moment.

$39.99

THE SOCIAL MEDIA SHOCKER

Avoid the temptation to constantly check your screens with the Social Media Shocker. Simply attach to the top of your headset. Should the desire to log into a social media site overcome you, the device emits a low-voltage shock equivalent to the pain of discovering one of your posts didn't get a single response. Plus, there's an app for instant feedback.

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$19.95

COMING SOON: PRESCRIPTION MODE

Do you find actual reality a little bit fuzzy? Whether you're nearsighted or farsighted, our prescription model headsets will make you right-sighted.